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Hi I’m Dilenia Fernandez (A.K.A. Dee Dee) and for some reason I have always been clumsy. Most of my life I’ve running into things, bumping into things and tripping over things. Some stupid things I do are by accidents. Being clumsy is hard but it has its perks.

I do many stupid things that involve wheels of some kind. Like when I fell off a scooter because I can’t ride one. Then I got a scooter for Christmas (which I don’t ride often because I’m scared). Next I brought a skateboard for myself (bad choice). So far I’ve fallen off my skateboard a total of 10 times, each fall was worse than the other.

Aside form doing stupid things I have some of the funniest accidents. I have my top three accidents. My number three accident was when I was playing a sport called squash against my friend Tony; I was trying t get the ball I missed and hit the wall. Accident number two was when I was skateboarding and was putting to much pressure on the front of the skateboard and so I flew off. I was Super girl for like 5 seconds! Coming at number one accident is when I ran into a pole in the train station. I hit my head on the pole so hard that my glasses went flying in the opposite direction I did!

I was inspired to act the way I do now. My uncle was my inspiration. He was always pranking someone and I found it funny so I began to do the same. Like once, my mom wanted to make a sandwich and there was no more bread. So, I blew air into a bread bag to fool my mom and she opened the bag and nothing but air blew in her face. That’s not funny to me now but it was when I was 5 years old. Another prank I pulled was when I brought a fake cockroach. I threw the fake cockroach near my mom and she was trying to kill it! But now I’m trying not to act like that any more because I’m getting to old for it.

Since I have been trying to stop being clumsy and to stop pranking people (no luck yet), I have redirected that energy towards anew hobby. My new hobby is writing and producing music. I have been writing music for about 3 years now, but I started producing in summer 08. I’ve never completed a song but, I have written lots of verses and made a few beats.